Copyright 2010 John Zimmerman Words and music by John Zimmerman
This horrible song as written for the virtual world where where I do a lot of performances. Yes, I still have the bathroom humor mentality of a teenaged boy.
[GUITAR INTRO]
Baby you're a gas, everybody in the room knows
Baby you're a gas, everybody in the room knows
But I gotta tell ya stinky baby, honey you're killin' my nose
Baby you're a gas, that's what all my friends say
Baby you're a gas, that's what all my friends say
They can smell ya comin' for miles, all my friends run away
[GUITAR SOLO]
Baby you're a gas, Oh honey please don't play with fire
Baby you're a gas, But please don't play with fire
'Cause we all might go boom, in a blue flame funeral pyre
Baby you're a gas, you play a nasty tune
Baby you're a gas, you play a nasty tune
You make such a stink baby, the paint peels off the room
[GUITAR SOLO]
Baby you're a gas, everybody in the room knows
Baby you're a gas, everybody in the room knows
But I gotta tell ya stinky baby, you're killin' my nose